carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

keysmash composition

sksjjsksj- as if you placed your hand over your mouth and are trying to keep it down, but it’s so funny you can’t help but make a hissing kind of chuckle. ;; is common due to proximity.

bdfgdbd - imagine laughing so suddenly you spit out your drink. that’s what this is.

GDBDLSBD - gargling noise

fgsda - quick response, left hand middle row of the keyboard, indicates acknowledgment. gays mostly.

qowuytiypu - rare upper-row smash. unknown, yet infinite, implications.

DHKDHLDJGFIFK- just died in a video game.

asdfghjkl; - The Swipe. needs to express Something, but unwilling to actually smash. not unacceptable, but tactfully lazy.

all-over smash(pdnhsbfsxkoowkdndjznkix) - it’s too much to handle. your mind feels overwhelmed, and must truly smash. occasionally accompanied by ;; and ?? with rare number appearances.

(via penguineatscarrots)